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“u little shit” is a term of endearment

Posted on 2 April, 2013
Reblogged from fuckyeahtxtposts Source drarna

depression is like not giving a fuck and anxiety is like giving too many fucks and when you have both it’s like fuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkk

Posted on 2 April, 2013
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reallyreallyreallytrying:

upside to hiring spider waiters: 8 legs = can carry 6+ meals at a time = efficient service in busy restaurant. downside: restaurant is never busy due to spider waiters

Posted on 2 April, 2013
Reblogged from fuckyeahtxtposts Source reallyreallyreallytrying

burgrs:

1 time in my english class there was a fly going around the room and it was annoying everyone and it came over to my desk and i caught it with my hand and like 15 ppl started clapping but i couldn’t get up to throw it in the trash because i had a boner

Posted on 15 March, 2013
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grimybear:

the best thing about taking exams in college is that once you’re done you can leave right away to go cry

Posted on 15 March, 2013
Reblogged from the-best-text-posts Source grimyboy

mirror mirror on the wall what the fuck am i doing with my life

Posted on 12 March, 2013
Reblogged from tattered-souls Source -annoying

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Posted on 12 March, 2013
Reblogged from tattered-souls Source its-salah

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Posted on 7 March, 2013
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Posted on 7 March, 2013
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