We do not only live once.
Posted on 6 April, 2013
“u little shit” is a term of endearment
depression is like not giving a fuck and anxiety is like giving too many fucks and when you have both it’s like fuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkk
upside to hiring spider waiters: 8 legs = can carry 6+ meals at a time = efficient service in busy restaurant. downside: restaurant is never busy due to spider waiters
1 time in my english class there was a fly going around the room and it was annoying everyone and it came over to my desk and i caught it with my hand and like 15 ppl started clapping but i couldn’t get up to throw it in the trash because i had a boner
the best thing about taking exams in college is that once you’re done you can leave right away to go cry
mirror mirror on the wall what the fuck am i doing with my life